Do you know how exhausting it is going to the airport day after day, crying and crying? By now I think I have been diagnosed with “Depression Due to Lost of Too Many Friends in Such a Short Amount of Time” disorder. My nights consisted of having to rush to the airport (due to my great performance in procrastination), getting lost because I can’t read any signs, scavanging for a parking spot, walking around clueless as to just where my dear friend is spending her last moments on the island where I must stay to acquire a decent and cost efficient education, and looking like a strawberry because I cried like an emotional pregnant woman.

So, thank you girls up there for being the cause of my fragile state for wanting to better yourself by going to college. I hope that you miss hawaiian food, hawaiian sun, hawaiian punch, HI-chew, Allen Davis, Sandys, sand in your butt, wearing slippers, wearing bikinis, wearing bikinis during the winter, no snow, no ice, but yummy shave ice. However, I hope that you too enjoy college, sororities, hot middle-aged professors, the seasons, parties, new and explored drugs, long nights studying, long nights doing other things, long things, dorms, all girl dorms, and gaining weight.

&That’sWhatSheSaid.